Religious
blackmailers. Oh My Goodness! Where the hell did you come from? Jupiter or
Saturn itself, I guess! You keep posting queer messages and pics that drive me
craa…zzyy! Arrrgghhh!. You make me feel like finding you and baptizing you
myself in the name of the living, One true God. Even Jesus who is the Son of God did
not blackmail human beings. Instead, He told everyone the truth which many didn’t want to hear. Jesus further encouraged
human beings on the importance of private prayer. You don’t have to show people
that your praying and God shall surely bless you. These people try to make you
feel guilty if you don’t like or comment on their pics or status. Some of these
blackmail messages include:
1.
A naked girl could get millions of likes…
Lets see how many likes Jesus can get.
This
is usually written when they have posted a pic of Jesus and a nude girl!
2.
If you love Jesus like and share. If you
love satan ignore!!!
Normally
this is a conversation between Jesus and satan.
3.
Type Amen! And God will give you your heart’s desires.
What if your desire is to get wings?
4.
If you don’t like and share this, then
something bad is going to happen to you!
5.
Share this with 12 people or groups and
a miracle will happen to you.
6.
Deny me in front of friends and I will
deny you in front of my father if you don’t like and share this post.
Please,
if you’re the type just repent and change. If not, show me where the Bible
tells people to do this absurd things in order to receive love, mercies and
blessings of God. If you think that the ticket to heaven is like the one you
receive at the bus station or at an airport, then am sorry to disappoint you!
You’re wrong as hell itself.
Lest
I forget, Matatu pastors! Angel Gabriel Please come and save us all. Am sure
all of you have experienced these preachers who always board Matatus to preach
to people who are minding their own businesses. The other day I was on my way to
town when a preacher boarded the bus. I thought he was going to a private service
but alas! He stood right next to me and started telling people that God had
sent him to come and preach to all those travelling to different places. At
that time my head was pounding so hard and I didn’t want to hear any other
noise apart from the one coming from the daytime club I was travelling in. To
make matters worse, the preacher was giving us the weather instead of the news
as he kept on spitting tiny droplets of saliva all over. Have you ever felt like committing a crime but your afraid of going to jail? Well, that was me at the time. After he finished preaching, he prayed. I thought he was going to get off,
but instead he said cunningly that even God said that when a preacher finishes
his duty he should be given “some water”. Water? like seriously?. Some people contributed some money, but still he wanted more. I
just had to take out a bottle of water from my hand bag and give him! After all, its only "water" he wanted. Right?
The
fake miracle workers are another lot of preachers that disgusts me to my core.
The gift of healing is very special and if you don’t have it, just don’t use
lies in order to have more followers in your church so as to have more
offerings. Most people who practice fake preaching and healing argue that it’s
better to do what they do instead of engaging in crime. They forget that what
they practice is a criminal offence. They contract people to give false
testimonies of how God healed them. How do you get healed and you're not sick
in the first place? Jesus too said he came for those who were ill and not the
healthy ones. Although he never meant it literally, it’s the same thing. Use
proper means to earn a livelihood because at the end of the day choices have
consequences! I detest these religious blackmailers and forever will..
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